Saturday, February 9, 2008

A Joke Whose Punchline

hinges on the echoes of decorum and civility.

"What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs?"

Sadly many males are being castrated through conditioning while the U.N. does nothing.
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  1. alfredFebruary 9, 2008 at 3:13 PM

    Larry David : I pee sitting down.
    Jeff Greene : You pee sitting down?
    Larry David : Yeah! Have you ever tried it?
    Jeff Greene : No!
    Larry David : It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn on the light and wake up, and you get to read.
    Jeff Greene : What are you reading?
    Larry David : I'm reading a lot of stuff.
    Jeff Greene : What stuff?
    Larry David : If I peed twenty times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god's sake!
    Jeff Greene : Twenty times?
    Larry David : Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' somethin'!
    Jeff Greene : What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'?

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