Jeepers! Squirrel Alien Savagry!!

Look at what happened up in Sudbury with Black Alien Squirrels:

A voracious, testosterone- fuelled mutant could have found its way to Sudbury.

A black squirrel – a species even blamed for savaging to death a large dog in a town in Russia – was allegedly spotted on Friars Meadow.

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