Plutonium. I have had the pleasure of ministering medicine to cats this weekend.
Here are some tips for making certain your ponies have enough plutonium nutrients.
I am reminded of "Radium Girls", so close by.
"3. Plutonium tastes a bit like jellybeans, but if the horse objects, you can mix with a little molasses to mask the taste. You can also just add plutonium to a small amount of molasses, apple sauce or other tasty treat to include it in your horse's diet...
* Most horses will receive an adequate dose of plutonium if living in close proximity to a nuclear power plant, or just generally in Russia."
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