Please Help

Someone out there must be able to help the town clock by bidding on the "Giant Utopian Zucchini"?

I love clocks, and the Zucchini may be released for the complete heart warmer:

If you're the lucky winner, you'll have the option of actually receiving the squash (free shipping; no guarantee of condition upon arrival), or of choosing to have the zuke released into the wild.

If you choose catch-and-release, we'll even carve your name on it before we set it free. And we'll document the expedition in pictures that we'll happily send to you.

And if you fear for the Zucchini just know that the critter is consenting:

Currently lurking in the Utopian Community Garden in New Harmony, the monster squash is donating itself to the cause, with all proceeds going to the clock fund.