Independent Bookstore Finder

A helpful item indeed:

http://www.indiebound.org/indie-store-finder

Underwater Chainsaw

It's amazing sometimes how you come across a seemingly unique need, and then, after a little poking around, you realize that the perfect product already exists.

Behold the underwater chainsaw!!!

It's powered by compressed air:

oh...and by the way that unique need is none of your business!!

Nothing to see here, carry on...

Wrapping a Cat

Well Christmas has come and gone.

But wrapping difficult items is still a valuable skill for birthdays and such.

via milk and cookies

(they mention "cute things exploding", here is "hamster vacuum exploding"

also here is an adorable puppy exploding)

Kenny Sent Along

A link to a disturbing birth.

It's a lamb with a face that is grossly human.

Yick!

Sure to titillate every shepherd you know.

What Is a "Paniola"?

So what's a "Paniola"?

I don't know either but I heard that God just broke His Paniola!

I take full responsibility for that joke.

It's wrong.

It just popped into my head, sit at least a few feet from me to avoid the lightning.

Sadly it's a joke at the expense of a soul and it's not even funny.

Sell eternity out at the crossroads and still not know the first thing about a guitar...pathetic.

Muslim Driving School

Well they do have to drive on the left...Inshalla...PBUthepedestrian...alllalalalallalKABOOOOM!:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00q09t9

I'll find it somewhere else and embed it soon...

Here?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8449262.stm

Do you think the choice in music had anything to do with a BBC Leftist wanting to mitigate the welling Islam in England?

I do not care who you are or what your thoughts viz a viz Christianity are...If you attempt to mainstream this you are among the shameless Dhimmi

I must add my last gut notion: You've Got To Fucking Be Kidding Me!!!

And yes...that stays.

Jesus, Etc.

A little more Norah:



and with some post recording production from Sirius?



She's better unaltered.

Although, it does look as if it is a job to her. There must be a lot of pressures and factors and fatigue in her situation.

Can you imagine seeing her if she were in a setting which left her fresh and excited to enjoy her music?

Or maybe I'm wrong.

BandAid Heiress

Arrives in H-town.

Earworm

It's Norah Jones at the moment:



Update:

Technically, this is closer to the sound in my brain:

Google vs. Iphone

If anyone has the pockets and ingenuity to take Apple down a peg, it would be Google.

NSFW:

Tuck!

Ugh Tuck!

Lay off the nasty!

Tuck and Sea

Recorded for posterity with Uber New Christmas Camera!!

Far more soon, with Tuck!

Humility

is an asset in addition to a cruel reality for common sense folks.

This may be my favorite video of the entire year, time will tell, humility dictates that that is a bold statement.

I am more aware of Capoeira than, well...watch...

via Opie:

Stopping Power

This has initiated consideration and research...

Some of the anecdotes are astounding.

via Snowflakes in Hell

"Let the Fairy Healing Begin..."

"Invisible Fairies that can heal people of anything, Fairies that will not take part in scientific experiments because they are shy..."

Yow. That's harsh.

Chiropractic medicine certainly has some remediating effects on those that believe, I need some remediation myself...would that I could believe...

Hitler is funny though...good to remember in a time of countless villains, success plus time render Devils fonts of amusement.

via TMR