So this one time, a while ago, Marty H. got some tickets to see Jackie Martling in Trumble. Then Don B. (of Honey Bong fame) spoke with his friend about bumping our tickets closer to the stage.
I wore a nice warm plaid shirt as we took our seats which were RIGHT there next to the stage.
Jackie opened with a couple of insults including one asking me if I was a thermos. Very cool.
After the show I gave Adam my cell phone to take a photo of us. As I had my arm around Jackie I said to him "I'm going to grab your tit for the photo" under my breath. He seemed deadly serious as he nodded. As Adam was lining up the shot I grabbed Jackie's tit, but he already had his revenge in motion.
He proceeded to grab my balls and all associated FIERCELY and with a powerfull middle finger in discovery mode like some sort of psycho doctor. ( "I was doing fine until I went to the proctologist on Friday. I think he was tripping on acid. He looked up my ass with a kaleidoscope… That’s my newest joke. I love it. ")
That is the last time I try to joke with Jackie Martling.
Ugh ;)
The second snap above is of Adam and the Jokeman.
The first is of myself with firm grip of the funnyfella's teet. You can see him attempting to mask a devious grin with an intense poker face.
He knows what he is about to do.
He tried to time it to get it in the shot, but that whole cell camera lag thing is near impossible to anticipate. Especially however many years ago when this occurred. It doubled me over instantly with shock and laughter.
God bless Jackie!
Update: Jimmy as always has a good point. I think I used the term "boob" when I engaged in the sotto voce prevarication with the Jokeman.
Thank you for jogging my memory Jimmy.
Insert digital jogging joke here:)
1 comment:
Hey you grabbed his boob
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