Thursday, March 6, 2008

Science Questions

Over at NeonBubble. Well, almost questions:

"Agamemnon of Rio de Janeiro asks ...
There is a leak in my toilet. I'm worried about the Atlantic ocean.
That's not a question but Doctor Ofknowledge is an understanding soul and will proceed as if you asked one. Water is a vengeful beast but thus far no ocean has ever taken the life of a human for allowing its toilet water offspring to drip onto the floor and evaporate. A river once strangled a man in France but he was performing unspeakable acts with a baguette and the crumbs were falling into a tributary. I think we'd all have done the same."

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