Sunday, January 9, 2011


Now you can play at home!!

Re-enact his slave owning!

Raid and thieve another caravan!!

Marry an older woman for money!

Lop heads!

Steal your son's wife!

Hold hands with men on a Thursday AND MORE without being gay!

Wipe your ass with the divine number of stones!

Dance around a meteorite and kill others for not!!

Snap into a camel! Snap into a donkey!!

Kill!! Kill!! Kill!!

So, So much more!!!


In his defense I believe Aysha was 9 when he finally consummated the betrothal promised at 6, and that precocious camel milk infused harlot had the body of an 11 year old!