Cheese

senselessly impugned. That's awful.

via DaveBarry

He also links to this involving human blood: "Make sure the blood is fresh and the bacon cubes diced finely with a nice proportion of fat to lean. Do not use too many breadcrumbs but if the blood starts to curdle stir in a teaspoon of wine vinegar."

Finally he directs us to eyeball tatooing, we all knew they would get here:

Mengele's subjects didn't volunteer.

We have seen eyeball implants before.

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