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He also links to this involving human blood: "Make sure the blood is fresh and the bacon cubes diced finely with a nice proportion of fat to lean. Do not use too many breadcrumbs but if the blood starts to curdle stir in a teaspoon of wine vinegar."
Finally he directs us to eyeball tatooing, we all knew they would get here:
2 comments:
It's really no surprise to see such nanny-state labeling in the U.K., after all, Phoebe Phigalilly was English (if you cretins find the reference too highbrow or obscure, just insert Mary Poppins, or google it).
I'm getting my eyeballs pierced next Friday!
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