Well here it is, the 50,000th page view!! and I actually know who it was!!
There is indeed a whopping prize package, just let me catch up a little with the fanfare, I gotta gussy up the joint a little---well, maybe exclamation points and a photo of fireworks will have to do for now.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And The Winner Is----
Jay!!!
Jay!!!
Congratulations Mr. Jay from the highly esteemed Columbia University higher learning thingamabob down there...you may wish to contact attorneys and finance council as you will receive three prizes:
One fine beer of my choice,
One unit of Socks Glue,
and one grappling hook!!!
You sick bastard, I know for a fact you have always wanted all of the above, enjoy!!
God Bless and thank you for playing A Fine Mess!!!
Update: The potential exists for Jay to run amok throughout the five boroughs convinced he is a brand new superhero with a uniform and grappling hook with the prize package. That is why only one beer was awarded.
This is a responsible blog.
One fine beer of my choice,
One unit of Socks Glue,
and one grappling hook!!!
You sick bastard, I know for a fact you have always wanted all of the above, enjoy!!
God Bless and thank you for playing A Fine Mess!!!
Update: The potential exists for Jay to run amok throughout the five boroughs convinced he is a brand new superhero with a uniform and grappling hook with the prize package. That is why only one beer was awarded.
This is a responsible blog.
2 comments:
Congrats, I am awarding you several Bridgeport Plum Tomatos!
Wow, must have been the repeated viewing of Osama's funniest home video yesterday. That was a hoot! I guess I should start by thanking God, my family, my country...and of course all other readers of the esteemed "A Fine Mess" blog, and I promise to use my new found superpowers to protect Gotham from the approaching socialist menace.
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