You Sir

are not guilty. Now pay up!

Grumble grumble Mexicans.

Grumble grumble liberals.

Grumble grumble borders.

Grumble grumble grumble.

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Also via Overlawyered:

Man blinded by own golfball sues.

The "man" in question is one Paul Sanchez of Manchester, New Hampshire and he brings shame on the human community.

Hey Paul...well, I'd comment but you'd sue me you simian detritus.

Here's another. Always enter Overlawyered calmly...