"You Wouldn't Believe..."

This adorable critter looks like he's finally getting a chance to relate his recent troubles:








Do you think he could be decrying Islam?

Well here's a quote:

Superintendent Ross McNeill told AFP:
"We usually rank possibilities on a scale of 0 to 10 - this would be on a negative scale," he said.

Nothing to see here, you can really trust us...in fact if you repeat anything it will be you that we place under arrest.

Crazy, huh?

(Wait. Two different critters in two different photos? Really?)