It may be advisable to print them up using glow in the dark ink and then apply them to your local menagerie of bums during the daylight hours. Those fine hobos can be made amenable to the process given some gregarious knuck bumping and some well swigged fortys...keep the rest of the evening's dance card to yourself though...
That is when you return after the gloaming with some firecrackers to startle and subsequently take aim at sidling, ungainly and glowing undead effigies...
Shhhhh!
If we keep our mouths shut know one will ever realize we are "prepared"...
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