Thursday, December 23, 2010

Witches and Probing Cats

Also over at Legal Insurrection this compelling interview with an individual with experience involving the Jew Witches down at Gitmo:

Interviewer: Give me an example of witchcraft.

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Witchcraft was used on most of the guys.

Interviewer: They would cast a spell on them?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes, but by the grace of Allah, through frequent reading of the Koran and invocation of the names of Allah, they managed to withstand this.


Interviewer: Did they ever use witchcraft on you?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: There was one attempt.

Interviewer: How did they do it?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.

Interviewer: But there wasn't really any cat there?

Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not.

Those Mediterranean tabbies are pretty artful, and so far from home down in the Caribbean, but by the good curses of Allah he managed to escape a feline hook-nosed prison defloration!!!(Wow am I giving this terrorist way to much credit. I think maybe the spellcraft kitty just didn't want to go there, where so many a goat and dunky had trod before.)

Truly the religion of peace!!!

Allahu--ahh, whatever you fill in the rest.

1 comment:

Jimmy said...

Animals and I am not talking about the cats