Mole

I spotted the intruder recently and laid out my strategies.

Then I waited.

I finally apprehended the mole, he had been operating right amongst my most personal matters, he had access to everything.

I gave him a thorough sounding with the old school sticky pad treatment.

I wasn't sure he would make it, but I managed to get my information and I can say to you that he has nothing good to tell his blokes back at home base.

I never knew they were so stretchy, those informants, or, if you must "moles".

That's all

Carry on...